A Costa Rica Bar Crawl - Estilo Guanacasteco

A recent horseback riding trip took anfar between, and the half-paved road turned to
unexpected turn - cowboy style, when I wasmud and puddles. So, of course, we decided to
visiting some friends in Liberia, Guanacaste.practice our trotting and galloping skills. Costa
I had been slipping my friend clues for weeks toRican horses are bred for their stylish footwork,
let him know I would like him to ask his friend,and luckily you don't have to be a horse trainer to
who owns a large farm near Barrio La Cruz, if wemake it happen, it's more like autopilot.
could go horseback riding one day. After agreeingAs I began to wonder where we could be
to my request, the day had finally arrived.headed, it was soon revealed that our destination
We took a taxi out to the farm, opening andwas yet another clandestine bar, of course. This
closing random wooden and barbed wire gatesone was really cool, and reminded me of the
along the muddy road. When we arrived, the twoghost town homes in the west that look like they
owners sat on stumps in the feeding pen, wildlingwere made out of pre-burnt wood. The outdoor
away at anything they could reach (sticks, orangeseating area was covered with fresh palm leaves,
peels, their teeth, etc.). They were extremelyhalf of them still bright green in color.
humble despite being some of the richest men inThis time we got the super traditional treatment,
Liberia thanks to their large land holdings.of glasses filled with ice that was chipped off a
As two friends saddled and prepared the horses,breadbox sized ice cube. Oh yea, Costa Ricans
I sat with a third friend making small talk anddrink their beer with ice. It grows on you.
feeding oranges to the purple-tongued cows thatOne tradition that had been going on for well over
shared the pen with us. After two hours, we100 years at that particular bar was the use of
were finally ready to saddle up and be on ourthe three outhouses, set precariously close to the
way.seating area. If you have been following this story
After 15 minutes of strolling down the same roadclosely, you will understand me when I say that
by which we had entered the farm, it began toholding it was not an option. So I was the only
rain heavily. We were conveniently directly in frontone in our party of four desperate enough to
of the neighborhood bar, Los Bragueros (which Itest out the turn of the century facilities. Ick! No
was told means "the dirty underwear," but I amneed to dredge up that memory any further.
skeptical) so we covered up the horses andWhen we left this pleasant little 1800s hovel, we
headed inside. Three beers later, the miniwere met with the setting sun at our backs,
rainstorm had passed, so we hopped back on thewhich soon dropped to nothing, leaving us in utter
horses and off we went.darkness. All additional light sources were blotted
I did forget to mention there were actually threeout by the dense tree cover on either side of the
horses, four people and one bicycle.road, which made me silently relive the story of
We continued around the outskirts of the smallthe headless horseman in my mind.
town for another 20 minutes until we reached aIn keeping with the theme of the night, we tried
second bar. At this point I was beginning to realizeout one last clandestine bar on our way home,
that it probably wasn't just a coincidence. This bar,but the owner was already enjoying an alcohol
however, was a special bar.induced slumber, and we were met with
In Costa Rica it is called a "clandestine", which, asunpleasant and awkwardly dramatic gestures,
it sounds, means a clandestine bar that continuesyelling and barking (from his three dogs).
to operate in a rural area without a proper license.We raced home in the darkness, and let out sighs
The setting here was gorgeous with the sweepingof relief one at a time as we slid off the saddles
neon green fields set against the deep bluishand returned the horses to their stables. My night
green of the hills in the distance. This time wedid let out on a sad note however when after
stayed only to enjoy two beers each, and werebeing instructed to feed the pigs, I was told I had
back on whatever course we had started on.just given them their last supper.
At this point the friendly homes were fewer and